Potato

🍟✨ The Message Tater – Say It with Spud! ✨🥔

Tired of boring cards and predictable gifts? Send your message in the most a-peel-ing way possible—with a potato!

Introducing the Message Tater, a one-of-a-kind, hand-inscribed potato that speaks straight from the soil to the soul. This special spud features the words:

“You’re Message Here”
(A charmingly incorrect message that adds character and laughs.)

Perfect for:

• Inside jokes

• Passive-aggressive reminders

• Random acts of potato kindness

• The friend who truly has everything (except a potato with writing on it)

Each potato is 100% real, fresh from the earth, and lovingly inscribed with red marker. Whether you’re sending love, sarcasm, or utter confusion—this tater delivers.

Limited quantity. Unlimited weirdness.
Get yours now and make someone say, “Why… but also, thank you.”